He likes girly-girls, skinny girls who dress daintily and act ladylike all the time— none of these things apply to me and gladly so!
- Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
- Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
I: DAMN ******* Found my instagram! Damn damn damn. Friend: At least it wasn’t your tumblr…
LOLOLOLOL #brbdying #accuratestatementisaccurate
- H$: i feel like you guys are friends with benefits without the benefits..
- i: ....you mean like, friendship?
balls of steel
balls of steel!
balls of titanium
balls like captain america’s shield
“i think it’s darling it reminds me a lot of bumblebee. if bumblebee was a sad, piece of shit.”
transformers dark of the moon & chinese take out.
jeez. i can’t even express what i was going to say.
i was going to procrastinate by writing a post about writing the two most important letters in my life. well actually, my first official personal letter, and my personal statement.
wompwomp that didn’t even make sense!
i feel so old.
obviously i suck at gathering my personal thoughts/feelings/emotions in the form of words.
GAH WRITER’S BLOCK NO SLEEP FOR ME.
it’s cool we all know i’m not gonna grow anymore